What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

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WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

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what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

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A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

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An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

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Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

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A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

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Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

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Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

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what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

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2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

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Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

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Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

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an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

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Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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