Q: What do you do when you see a half dead black guy on your front lawn? A: Call the ambulance because he is dying

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what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me me Oh

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Whats more worse than a dead baby? You shouldn't be thinking about dead babies or stuff worse than them, it is sad.

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Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

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This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

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Why did the black man cross the road? he just wanted to cross the road, racist. ... after he had robbed a bank

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Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

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Why didn't the Country club waiter enjoy iced tea? He's simply always had a preference for warm beverages. He assumes this goes back to his infant days when his mother would massage his belly with warm porridge.

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What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

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what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

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What do you get when you come across a blonde. Depression, because you want to do her, but you know that will never happen cause you spend to much time sitting on your ass looking at anti-jokes.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Beluga Whale walk into a bar. The Priest says: "Well because today is a holy holiday, I'll take a glass of white wine to celebrate." The Rabbi says: "Well, because today I have to kindle thy sacred light, I'll have a glass of merlot." The Beluga Whale then says: "Ooooooooorrrrooooooommmmmmmm....."

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So a guy and his monkey walk into a bar I don't remember the rest of the joke but you mom is a whore

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Be sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice-cream? He was run over by a bus and died instantly.

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Did you know? . You already know!

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Why did the cow cross the road? The slaughter yard was on the other side!

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Hey, I just met you And this is Crazy I have Amnesia I like trains.

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Rose are red, Violets are blue Your cat is dead Turkey

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tomatoe tomato my toe is named tom

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What's the difference between an orange? A duck.

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Who's on first? Garvey.

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