- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

A: What did the orphan get for christmas? Q: Nothing she doesn't have any parents

A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

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A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

Wal-mart didn't have the product I wanted. So I yelled at the manager until they had it. It didn't work and i was taken to jail.

Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

When life gives you lemons you mix them with vinegar to make a drink that will help your high blood pressure.

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