Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

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Why did jim all I over? He dies

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your so fat. your fat!

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wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

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why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

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I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

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What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

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What is black and has no education A tire.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it felt like it!

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Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first one says, "Pass the soap." "No soap, radio," replies the second one. "Oh, you want me to turn on the shower radio?" "Yeah, it's too quiet in here. I could use some tunes." The first polar bear turns on the radio. "Now pass me the soap, please," he says. The second bear passes him the soap, he washes his face and neck, and then they both get out and towel off. The second bear switches off the radio before they leave the bathroom.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

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What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

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If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

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10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

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George Zimmerman walks into a bar .

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