- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

ure mama's so fat

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? A long sleeve shirt

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

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