- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

The truth is he loves her!!

Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

Connor is homo

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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