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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

Q: What did the shark say while eating the surfer A: Nothing, his mouth was full, and besides....sharks cannot talk.

Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

were at work systems r down

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

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