Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

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Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

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A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

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Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

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What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

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what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

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How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

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How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

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How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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I hate Jews The Holocaust

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

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haha Otarts was here

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven murdered sixes wife and kids and said he was next.

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A Man, a chicken and a horse walk in to a bar and sit down at the stools near the jukebox. The jukebox is playing Love Me Tender. The Bartender notices the man pull something from his pocket and hand it to the chicken who takes it in her beak and then turns to the horse and passes it to him. "What'll it be?" says the Bartender. "methamphetamines", says the horse ironically.

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Why did the boy cry? Because his mother died of a heart attack.

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Why did a little boy have a black eye? Because his father is very abusive to him and his sister. They are beaten every dad after the father comes home drunk from the bar because his wife also the kids mother died in a car acciedent 1 month before this. Child abuse is not funny and neither is a dead mother.

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So like i was like 3 and I was like stupid or something I was only three, come on! three

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Q: Why are Dino-Nuggets so good? A: Because they are nuggets in the shape of dinosaurs.

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Why did the black man go to the store? To get milk and eggs because he was running out of those items

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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