A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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Hey Jake can I use your lawnmower? Why Michael, so you can run over my cat like you did last night

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What's as hard as rock and as light as a feather? Any object in the space, once the lack of gravity makes atoms to have not weight, since mass x gravity equals to weight.

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Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

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What do you do when its night time and you go downstairs and see your tv floating in the air? you say PUT IT DOWN N I G E R

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Why couldn't Jimmy have his birthday party at the park? Because little Jimmy passed away several months ago from the result of a vicious genocide committed by a man who didn't properly understand the affect that maiming human beings has on the friends and family members of the person; he was sentenced to jail for a fair and reasonable time for the punishment of the crime he committed in the past.

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

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What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

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10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

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CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

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Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

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roses are red violets are blue you little stupid a*s b**ch i aint f***ing with you

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What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

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If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

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What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

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A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

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call me maybe.

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Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

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What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

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How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

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Anti Joke

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