An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

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A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

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How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

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what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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Women's rights.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

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Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

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Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

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Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

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What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

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What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

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Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

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Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

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why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

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What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

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What's worse than this That :(

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What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

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Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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