- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

A dancer walks into a barre

How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why does 1 + 1 = 2? ....seriously P

ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

drugs.

''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

Whats the difference between a prostitute and crack dealer? One sells addicting drugs, while the other exploits her vagina for money. Either way, they're both illegal.

How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

What do you call an old widow with 12 cats? Forever alone.

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