In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

Hey

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

kennah campion when she talks

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

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