I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

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If youre African, why are you white?

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

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The once was a little girl named Suzy who liked swings; the only trouble was that she had no arms. In order to avoid having any jokes written (and recycled thousands of times) about this fact, she decided to run a sponsored marathon in order to pay for prosthetic arms. Suzy swung happily for the rest of her days. [L]

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why did the boy have no friends? cause he was smelly

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How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

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Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

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What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

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What's the difference between a bicycle? An orange because it has no sleeves.

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Double-whammy

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Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

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Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

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Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

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Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

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This would be racist to black people if they could read.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

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why can stevie wonder drive? He's blind

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A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

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Whats Better Than an Anti Joke? sex...

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What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

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why did the kid fall down the stairs? he had polio

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What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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