- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

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