What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

Velcro. What a rip off.

On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? *opens door* Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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