Seriously, all your new jokes are shit. They are either repeats of stuff previously on the site or they are just so unfunny you'd struggle to get a sympathy laugh from your mother. Please actually take the time to think of something worth submitting or do not submit at all. We know people with no arms can't knock on doors enough now, and many things are better than the holocaust. Do something new!

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What do you a badass who not a badass. Grant Lousbury.

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Why does my friend pick up garbage? Because he is a garbageman.

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What's up with women with there jewlery it's there's best friend,but a black man's best friend is reames..

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An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

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Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

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What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

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What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

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what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

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Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

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What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

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What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

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what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

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What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

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Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

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Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

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A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

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Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

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Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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knock knock no no you go now i clean

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What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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