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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

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What is short and yellow? Most Asians

Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

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