- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

> Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? > Because he had severe autism and was Ambulophobic.

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

No soap radio

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

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