- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

What happened to the convict on death row? He died

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

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