- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

What is square and grey? A grey square.

Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

What did Stephen Hawking say to a prostitute? Push me, and then just touch me, Till I can get my, Satisfaction.

feminism

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

What did the cow say to the horse? Mooo

What did the father give to his son with terminal cancer for his 5th birthday? Nothing the kids going to die anyway

Whats the difference between a blonde and a sloth? Everything. The blonde is a human being and humans are way different than sloths.

What happens when a jewish man, black man, asian and an amish man get on the same plane heading to Chicago? The reach their destinations safely and go their separate ways.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Your definitely a virgin, too bad your mom isn't too.

why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

What do you call a man running around town with no clothes on? Naked.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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