If you posten bout Kony I feel bad for you son. Cause ive snached 99 children and you pst saved none jesse

What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

You know what happened when I kissed a girl? I enjoyed it so immensely that I received an erection.

What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

what has 4 legs three eyes and a horn? a:yo mama

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Why didnt the homeless man eat the cheese? Because he died right before he ate it. :-(

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills.

Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

A man walks into a coffee shop and buys a bookshelf.

What is funnier than a dead baby? almost everything. there is nothing funny about a dead baby.

Roeses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

Mike and Richard were walking down the street together Richard left because of Mike's garlic breath

How many shots do you have to take to start feeling light-headed? Ask JFK.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

knock knock

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

Anti Joke

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