- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

so...um, yeah

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

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