- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

What stops a train? A missile

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.