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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

What do you get if you cross a Kangaroo and a Sheep? They are too entirely different species and cannot be crossbred.

Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

wanna hear a joke? yes

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

Q: Why do people post the same anti-joke a bajillion times in a row? A: Because they are stupid ass holes with absolutely no life.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What is the difference between a shark and a human? A shark is a type of fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body and a human is the only living species in the Homo genus.

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

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