- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

Ready for something funny? nothing

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

What does the gay man do while he is taking a shower with many other men in a prison or a gym? Lathers soap all over his body to clean himself so he is not smelly.

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