An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

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What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

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A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

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What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

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Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

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Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

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Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

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When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

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A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

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A cat playing laser tag.

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What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

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How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

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what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

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Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

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The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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