An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

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What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

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Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

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Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

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whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

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Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

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There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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