- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

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