- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

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A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

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