- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bob: If two negatives make a positive, what would be an anti-anti-joke? Tim: An anti-joke

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

IMMA FIND YO ASS DO!!!!!

KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

Q. What did the man say when he beat his video game? A. "I beat my video game." Q. What did the man say after his favorite sports team missed the playoffs? A. "My favorite sports team missed the playoffs." Q. What did the man say when a murderer was in his house? A. Nothing. He was dead.

How did the hairless cat brush its hair? It could not, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs, making it near impossible to do such a thing.

what did the african boy get for christmas? what does his ethnicity or his place of origin have anything to do with what he gets for christmas

What worse than being shot? Waking up and finding a penis in your mouth.

A man walks into a bar later at night & the bartender says how was your day the man replies "well I found out my mom is a raging crack addict, my grampa has alzheimer's & i have terminal cancer" how was yours the bartender says "I found out im Hitlers lost son".

One I grabbed a lump of coal, and crushed it with such strength, that a human being was born out of it. That man is today known as Chuck Norris. Nero.

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

poop.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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