- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

Here's a joke for you, my life...

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

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