If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Michael Brown

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

Q: What did the mute kid say to his mother ?

Did you know that if you took all the elephants on earth and lined them up in space, that all the elephants would die???

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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