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All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

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What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

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What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

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How about that airline food?

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How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

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Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

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What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

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do you know what was a good idea? not last night

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Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

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Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

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Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

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How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

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why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

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Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

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Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

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What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

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Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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