- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Hey man. what? squidbillies.

What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

Penis

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

Wal-mart didn't have the product I wanted. So I yelled at the manager until they had it. It didn't work and i was taken to jail.

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

were at work systems r down

When life gives you lemons you mix them with vinegar to make a drink that will help your high blood pressure.

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