Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

What is a jew in space? Dead

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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