What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

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why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

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What does a horse and a donkey have in common? They are both very different from trees

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yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

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kennah campion... being nice

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What do chinese people eat? Chinese food.

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Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

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A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

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In Soviet Russia, you have no rights!

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whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

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Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

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If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What do you call a black guy that feeds children? A waiter

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I got to go now Gonna take a poo.

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Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

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What's worse than World War II? World War III.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't: 9 was a dick.

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A snail walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "hey we don't serve snails here," and flicks him across the street. 3 years later the snails walks back into the bar and said, "why'd ya do that for??"

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A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

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why did the holocaust not die because black people are scared of fuck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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