So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

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What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

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Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

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How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

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Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

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I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

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what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

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how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

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roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

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How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

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What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

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What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

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Why didn't Bill go to the party? He wasn't invited.

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Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

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why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

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what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

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Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

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Where does a hobo live? A box.

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