- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

Why can't february march Because april may

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

What's white and gluey Glue

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

My daughter got a kinder surprise with cool toy today..... i killed her i didnt even want the toy

What did the doctor say to the morbidly obese man? "You should get on a diet. It's a surprise you're even alive for so long with such a bad heart" The next day the man dies while eating celery.

Q: How many black guys does it take to black top a driveway? A: I can't give you a definitive answer unless I know the area to be covered, the thickness of material to be applied, and the capabilities of each individual working that particular day.

Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

Why did the gir fall off of the swing? She had no arms.

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