- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

The Princess is in another castle

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

mexicans fishing

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

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