- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

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