- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

No soap radio

Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

In soviet Russia...things are different

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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