- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

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What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

A man walks into a bar

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

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What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

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