a man walked in to a bar and said 'outch'

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

Why can't Helen Keller have sex? She is dead

Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Hello Justin, please come in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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