What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

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