- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

A seal walks into a club.

A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

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Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

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