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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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