- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Simba from the Lion King? One is a cartoon character from a beloved Disney classic and the other is the current President of the United States of America.

What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

Stephen Hawking

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

Why the guy without two hands at the beach was so excited? Because he couldn't scratch his asshole.

hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

How do you get santa to stop delivering presents? Kill your parents.

What's worse than finding a worm in ur Apple? Finding a worm in ur poop

How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

there was once a jew

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

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