If you put two black men in an empty room, what will they do? They will most likely try to figure out why they have been put in such a confusing scenario. Then one of the black men will suggest the possibility that maybe they are being used as a subject of a joke. The other black man agrees then they both hang themselves since they have no other purpose in life.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartendor says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife was just diagnosed with cancer and given only a week to live."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

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so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

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Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

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Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

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A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

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Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Women's Rights

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Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

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Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

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How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

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A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

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What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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Anthony sucks

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Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

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Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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