- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

What can an elevator do that a mexican can't? Raise a family.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Where can I apply for janitor school?

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

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