- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

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What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

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