Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

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Are you gay. No. Ok.

What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

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A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

A paralysed man falls over.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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