What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walk briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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