What is black and likely to fail? A chain smokers lungs.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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Why did the giant frog attack the party goers with a ballistic missile? oh where tos tart...it's, just such a long story, I don't really know where to begin, in fact it's probably better if you just take my word for it, no need to go into details. we just don't have time for that now.

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Jokes Ki Duniya

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

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Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

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ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

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Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

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Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

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Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

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Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

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Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cement is grey, Shoes are myriad colors, but usually white, black, or brown, depending on their use, And I love you.

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

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Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

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Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

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whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

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A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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I'm rick james bitch

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This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

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who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

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Anti Joke

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