- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

Racial Equality

So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

your so fat. your fat!

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like trains (:

Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

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