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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

Wha did the fireman say when he burnt his finger? Shit.

Hi i love black men so much and i am a jewish faggot bye

What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

What's rape when you shout surprise? The crime, committed by a man, of forcing another person to have sexual intercourse with him, especially by the threat or use of violence.

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

What did the hat say to the scarf? Nothing.

Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

Why couldn't Sarah see through her telescope? She was blind

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like there's two of me! There's not. Your long lost twin died of terminal cancer.

Guess what? AIDS!

How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

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