my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

Wanna hear a joke? that disabled guy who wants to climb mount everest.

A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

Knock knock Go away

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. The ocean is inanimate and therefore incapable of speech.

Why did the man walk into a bar? Coz he felt like it.

A man walks into a bar and wakes up in the hospital with a mild concussion.

what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

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