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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

Abortion.

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

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