- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

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what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

justin beiber sucks

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

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