roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

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If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

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My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

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A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

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Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

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Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

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Why was little Bobby Smith crying on Christmas day? Because the doctor diagnosed him with terminal cancer.

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Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

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how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

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I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

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why was the boy sad because he had a cat stapled to his face

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

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the lemon was sweet.

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I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

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Three Jews get on a train to Stockholm. How many get off at Stockholm. None. The train went straight to Auschwitz.

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Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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