What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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im not food

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Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

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What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

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what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

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Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

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Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven died three months ago and was clawing on his bedroom window.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

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what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

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You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

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tommy is retared

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We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

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A moose walks into a store, walking up to an employee he says "Where are the potatoes?" The employee replies "Isle 5." The moose thanks the employee and heads off to find Isle 5. Upon reaching isle 5- he finds no potatoes.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dave." "Dave who?" Dave holds back tears as he realises his mother's Alzheimer's is getting worse.

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So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Thats a matter of opinion

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What's worst than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Finding a grammatical error on anti-joke.

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George Bush, a little boy, and his grandfather are on an airplane with a failing engine. They have only two parachutes to save themselves. The plane crashes and they all die.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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