- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

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