Who is Dank? A: Billal

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

matt has ebola...funny right!?

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

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