Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

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How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

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Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

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why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

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Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

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What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

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What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

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Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

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Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

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Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

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Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

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Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

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Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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