- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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