- Anti Joke

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

Velcro. What a rip off.

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

poop.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing