- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

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My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

Here's a joke for you, my life...

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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