- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to my sunglasses?

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

A penguin walks into a bar and orders a beer................ PENGUINS DON'T WALK OR TALK

So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

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I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

A man is riding down the road on his horse, Sally. He happens to see a horse without a rider, but with two saddles. He finds this peculiar, continues into town, and has a fine day.

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

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