- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

A Jew walks on his way to work. He does not notice the quarter lying on the sidewalk and did not care for the dollar lying on the other side of the road.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

What did Katniss say to her sister? hi

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

Your dad is so fat, that eventually he got on Biggest Loser and ended living a very successful life.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

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What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

Soccer...

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

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