What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

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A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

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what do you call a joke that is not a joke? not a joke

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Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

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Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

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Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

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Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "i have aids."

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

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Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

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what?

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Why did the Asian eat rice? Because its food

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

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Whats the answer to life? im not sure

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Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

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Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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why did the zebra cross the road?

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how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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