Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

What did john say to bob Hey bob

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

European on my shoes, buddy.

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A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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