- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Q: Why do people post the same anti-joke a bajillion times in a row? A: Because they are stupid ass holes with absolutely no life.

You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

What is the difference between a shark and a human? A shark is a type of fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body and a human is the only living species in the Homo genus.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

What do you do if you work in subway? we make the subs put meat on it then put salad on then cut it then wrap it other duites involved but cba to exsplain

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

Why couldn't little Jeffy find his way to gumdrop palace? Because he was shot

What looks like a chair but isn't? A picture of a chair.

Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

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