- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

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Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

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