- Anti Joke

Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

I'm a lion hear my threat ** you * and then go ** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

I named my son ps2 controller

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

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Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

I'm a lion hear my threat ** you * and then go ** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

I named my son ps2 controller

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

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I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

I'm a lion hear my threat **** you ***** and then go **** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

I named my son ps2 controller

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

I'm a lion hear my threat ** you * and then go ** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.