- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In mediavel times :A Jew rapes his mom.... He is promptly taken out of society and thrown into a lions den due to his act of imortality.

So a black man steals a bike Because it was unlocked, and that was just poor planning.

What did Osama Bin Laden say to his barber? ????? ??? ?????? ??? ?????, which, in their native language means, I would like to get a haircut.

Q. What did the 300 pound Asian get for Valentine's day A. A jetpack. Except for the fact that the previous sentence was an obvious lie making this whole joke irrelevant.

if your mother was put in a situation where she could either have sex with a man or a woman she would pick the woman

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Why did the boy run down the road? Because he was being chased by a tsunami

What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

Doctor, doctor, I think I've got a problem! Correct, you have got acute cancer, you have 2 months to live.

Your mother is so obese, that when shot with a high velocity round from a handgun, the bullet is unlikely to penetrate the several layers of fat protecting her vital organs, like a fleshy kevlar vest. However, she is likely to die from infection, which is highly commom among gunshot wounds.

What's the easiest way to become President? Have a background in politics and a catchy campaign slogan that voting Americans can relate to.

Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

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