- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

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