- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

Abortion.

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

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