- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

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