- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

Justin's life

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

justin beiber sucks

Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

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