- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't little Jeffy find his way to gumdrop palace? Because he was shot

A blonde dies Lololol

What song does a bulimic person sing while on the toilet? Nothing Bulimic people don't poop.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

You: Hey, I have a good knock knock joke, here, you start! -and if all goes well...- Them: Knock knock! You:Who's there? Them: Uhh...

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

How do you say the weekend in French? The weekend in French.

noah is a scrub jungle

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Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

knock knock Dave's not here.

How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

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