Yo mama is so stupid that her IQ is relatively lower than the average.

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Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

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Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

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Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" *RIPP*

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Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Jake did Why did Isaac cross the road? Because mum told him not to Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Maya was there

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What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

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What did the alphabetical soup spell for little Bobby? U gOt SUzie prEgnant ....... aGaiN

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What do you call an african american child that hasn't eaten in a week? hungry.

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whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

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A lumberjack wearing women's underwear under his clothes walks into a bar. Several Canadian Mounties stand up and surround him, compliment him on his cooking and offer to go looking for some wild flowers for his herb collection.

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An astronaut walks into a bar. He orders a beer. After waiting for about 1 and a half minutes he receives his beer. The bartender says it was 3 dollars. The astronaut checks his wallet and finds no money so he pays with credit card. The bartender swipes his credit card but the card doesn't work. So the astronaut takes out his debit card. When the bartender swipes the debit card it worked. In relief the astronaut looks at the bartender and says "Thank you" and then goes home.

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What's the difference a ham and bugs bunny? -When I see a ham on the dinner table, I eat it. When I see bugs bunny on the dinner table and asks me "what's up, doc?" I stay away from sugar for a while and get tested for heroin

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What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

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ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

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