- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

what to call someone thats gay zak

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

matt has ebola...funny right!?

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

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