- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the baby start crying? because he was very hungry and hadn't been feed all day

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

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Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

What is the difference between me and you? I am not readin this joke.

Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

A woman walks into a bar She is raped.

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

justin bieber: ask me if im a boy are you a boy? no.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Turns out a man suffering from schizophrenia believes he is a bartender for animals as his health slowly declines as his family comes to visit him every day.

What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

Q: A boy went to 7-11 and bought Coke instead of 7up. Why? A: I don't know

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You shove her off the bed

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

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