Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

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How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

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What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

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What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

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knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

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When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

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Reading the Terms and Conditions

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My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

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I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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