- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

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