- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

What worse than being shot? Waking up and finding a penis in your mouth.

A man walks into a bar later at night & the bartender says how was your day the man replies "well I found out my mom is a raging crack addict, my grampa has alzheimer's & i have terminal cancer" how was yours the bartender says "I found out im Hitlers lost son".

what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

How did the hairless cat brush its hair? It could not, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs, making it near impossible to do such a thing.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know. It depends how high the light is.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? You help him down.

How do you shoot an eagle? You don't. The eagle is going too fast for you.

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

IMMA FIND YO ASS DO!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, that was a turkey. Oh.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

If Apple made a house, would it have Windows?

What is the similarity between fake rings and your mother? They change colors in the shower

Q. What did the man say when he beat his video game? A. "I beat my video game." Q. What did the man say after his favorite sports team missed the playoffs? A. "My favorite sports team missed the playoffs." Q. What did the man say when a murderer was in his house? A. Nothing. He was dead.

Bob: If two negatives make a positive, what would be an anti-anti-joke? Tim: An anti-joke

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

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